This is some bullshit.

In my 2nd period all we do is go on the computer and thats it. its a newspaper class, as in the SKOOL newspaper. we do all of our stories at home! We only use the computers to edit, put in pictures and make final drafts. other than that, we do nothing but bullshit around and joke.

Recently we have been having fun with Chuck Norris. LMAO. ChuckNorrisFacts.com

funny site...funny. Anyways. We were researching Three 6 Mafia. We came to the conclusion that Three 6 Mafia was a secret Satanic cult, brainwashing our young teens of today. I mean, come on! Three 6 Mafia. Three 6? 666? PSHAW! SATANISTS!

In their song "Stay Fly" The chorus is a bit jumbled. Some people say its "Stay fly....Till i die" But others say "To my god...Lucifer" And some other ppl think its some other kinda bullshit i cant remember right now...

Anyways. Since we were bored and curious, we found the video and started listening to it. I SWEAR TO GOD! THEY'RE SAYING LUCIFER!

Everyone in our little class agreed. Lucifer. But our teacher said "Thats bullshit! This proves nothing"

"Ok," said my friend Gio. "Lets listen to it BACKWARDS!" After like, twelve minutes of joking around and dumb puns, Gio recorded the first verse and chorus. We heard it backwards and it sounded weird. Like chanting. Then we heard "RRRROOOAAAARRR!!!!"

Like, everyone jumped and we all screamed like lil pussies. But it was only Andrew. KILL DEATH DESTROY!

Then we FINALLY listened to it all the way backwards. We heard weird Chanting again...then he heard "RAAAAARRRTTT!" And that...WASN'T andrew.

After we shook off our fears and stopped joking around, we listened to it again and heard "Don't mess with Three 6 Mafia" Then that "RAAAAARRRTTT!" sound again. ZOMFG. that was scary as shit.

We listened to a bunch of other songs backwards and only Three 6 mafia seemed to be satanic...

Obviously we were scared shitless. Then we started joking around. Margie said "Oh. Fuck this! I'm gonna spread some holy water on that computer. I'm never using that thing AGAIN!"

Lyzbeth, our editor said "Yeah Margie. Put holy WATER on the ELECTRICAL appliance" omg. it was the WAY she said it. I couldn't stay on my feet i was laughing so hard.

Then Gio, He's like the master joker, said "Yeah Margie. Then Lucifer's gonna come out in the sparks. then ur gonna spread more holy water on the ELECTRICAL appliance"

omfg. We said so many jokes that i think i started crying XD

Then the annoucements came on. "Ya know," I said "That would be SO fucked if we heard 'Hello Trojans! Today's Morning annoucements are RARARARARARRT! THREE 6 MAFIA! RARARARARRT!'"

omfg. I got a headache from laughing and my teacher her head on the computer screen. lmao.

The whole day i kept laughing like a fucktard and saying "RARARARARARRRT! THREE 6 MAFIA! RARARARARRT!"

Everyone in skool thought i was even more nutz than i previously was.

I hope i don't die from listening to Satanic Music. but dear GOD. It was fun as fuck.

(I'm not even gonna start on the Lucifer and Satan thing.)